New...fb & whatsapp status...


1) mana ki bahut marte honge tujh pe..lekin main to tere sath jeena chahta hu...|

2)Mere do hi shok purane hai ek bullet ki sabari dusra rayfal ho bhari baaki bhar me jaaye duniya saari...|

3)  Dekhate hai logo ko 12 th me 95% aate hai.. Saala mera to utna mobile ka battery v charge nahi hota...|

4) Yaha sab kuch bikata hai mere dost..zara sambhal kar rehna q ki bechane waale to hawa v bech dete hai..gubbare me bhar ke...

5) Ek ladki ne mujh se kaha ki HANDSOM ho fir akele q ho..maine v keh diya sanskar pagli sanskar...|

6)Wo kehti thi tumahari zindagi jannat bana dungi.. Rotiyaan to gol banti nahi or maddm ka attitude to dekho...|

7). Zism to kiraye ka ghar hai..ek din khali karna parega...

8). Ache dost ko hamesa ruthane par manana chahiye q ki kamina humare saare elraaz jante hoye hai...

9) Maine v badal diye zindagi ke rule..jo yaad karega wo yaad rahega..|

10) You..love..me..
   You..hate..me..
    But..don't..play..with..me..|

Hindi whatsapp status....

1)  ooy pagli tujhe apne sakal pe itna ghamand hai to jaake apne adhar card ka photo dekh..|

2)  zindagi ki paribhasa khud se likhi jaati hai mere dost...|

 3) ek din usne ek azeeb sabal kar daala . marte mujh me po to jite kis ke liye ho..|

4)saala ek din FB pe nahi aaya to mere kamine dosto ko laga ki main mar to nahi gya....| i m back...+++

5)ek insaan tab haar jaata hai jab wo apni haar swikaar kar leta hai...|

6) ladkiyon ki soch hoti hai ki koi acha ladka uska bf bane ..par ye nahi pata ki ladka acha hoga to aisa kiyon karega...|

7) khubsurat aksar ladkiyaan hoti hai.. Ladke khukhar hi ache lagte hai..|

8) kehte hai ladki hasi to fasi but ye galat hai..  Ye hona chahiye hasi to fasa kiyon ki koi ladki hasti hai to fasta ladka hi hai..|

9) khud status banane ka usul hai humara kiyon ki sher ka jhuta shikar to kutte bhi chatte hai...| 

10) hasino ko aate hai kya- kya bahane khuda v na jaane to hum kaise jaane...|

Hi friend i m prem shankar ....or main aap logo ko bahut ache whatsaap status batunga....whats app status logo ke liye jaruri hota hai ..mera matlab hai attitude ke liye ..sabhi log chahte hai ki main apne fb account me sabse vip banu log mujhe follow kare meri popularity badhe...iss liye maine ye blogger banaya hai ...

1) itne pyar se na dehk pagli .. Pelhe waala pyar nahi sir khof dikhae dega khof..|

2) tu kya samjhati hai tere bin main mar jaaonga ..ye teri galat femi thi dekh mujhe bhukhar tak nahi aaya...|

3)kitne dost aksar mujh se puchate hai. Ki tu us ladki ko kyun patata hai jiska koi pelhe se boyfriend hai ..maine kaha khali kursi pe to sab baithate hai main kursi khaali karba ke baithata hu..|

4) sukar kar pagli tere gLi me naa aaya nahi to sab ladki apni khidki khol yahi bolti ..khundi mat kharkao raja sidha andar aao raza..|

5)pagli tu khus raha kar ..teri khusi me hi meri bahut khusi hai..|

6) Apne baap ko bol de ki fb khol ke dekh le ..unka jamay superstar hai..superstar ..|

7) pagli jis din teri gali me aa gaya itni goliyan chalaunga ki tere parosi ke log tamba bhechate bechatate amir ho jaayenge...|

8) mujhe pasand hai wo log jo mujhe pasand nahi karte..|

9)apne dimag pe itna guman na kar dost jitna tera dimag hai utna to mera dimag kharab rehta hai..|

10) kamine pan kii to baat mat karo dosto hum to wo hai jo machali ko bhi duba duba kar marte hai..|